Everyone knows what Tinder is for, here's some wine and let's get laid already

I've already beaten you all up, it won't hurt — you go ahead

Demonstrably rubbed it with the hope that there would soon be a penis there

When you're alone, every new neighbor is a new reason to fuck

Sister couldn't fucking wait for me? I haven't had a boyfriend in a long time

Took her by the hair and put it on her dick — I almost choked on her sperm

Sperm coming out of the pussy — no good, I'm going to put my finger back in it

Grabbed my hair and put it on my dick — yeah, that's a good way to fuck

That's it: he fucked the doll, but all his sperm went back into Sasha Rose

Oh, and the delivery guy isn't a guy... All right, I'll fuck the girl, I want pizza

Well, since you're already dressed as a whore, I suggest you pay for your order that way

Don't tell me what to do, I know — I have to get up and pull my pantyhose down

Your choice, bitch — either I call the police or you'll be covered in sperm

Don't look at me like that, you've come so many times, now it's my turn

Put the bitch's mouth on his dick — she cussed and fucked him herself

Okay, who's a lesbian here? I'm going to teach you how to love dicks

At 19, your pussy should be wider by now, and your dick can barely fit

The bitches have a carefree life: ride a swing and then a dick

Brother, you're lying around, and my pants are wet from not getting laid!

Friend girl, don't go to sleep — I'm about to cum and it's your turn

"Does your girlfriend mind?" — What a question, start sucking on it already

That's how romantically lovers fuck until they fuck each other up

I'll fuck you like it. Spread your beautiful legs, don't be shy

I don't get it! What's with the boob boner? I have a boyfriend